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    DIE FOOL!!!!!!

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    Re: DIE FOOL!!!!!!

    Post  Guest on Wed Feb 18, 2009 10:28 am

    "will you suckie suckie me?"
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    Post  gossamer on Wed Feb 18, 2009 12:05 pm

    "oh yes" she said and got down on her knees as the monster undid his fly

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    Post  Guest on Wed Feb 18, 2009 2:58 pm

    *censored scene*
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    Re: DIE FOOL!!!!!!

    Post  gossamer on Fri Feb 20, 2009 9:20 am

    then out of know where chuck norris comes and delivers a kick to micheal jacksons mom and guy #1 knocking both there heads off instantly killing them both

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    Post  Guest on Mon Feb 23, 2009 8:43 pm

    (chuck norris is now the worst person in the world because he completely destroys all storys....)

    The elmo comes out with a chainsaw and cuts chuck norris in half!!
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    Post  gossamer on Tue Feb 24, 2009 11:40 am

    Old Elmo was hoppin' around
    Tokyo city like a big playground
    When suddenly Batman burst from the shade
    And hit Elmo with a bat grenade
    Elmo got pissed and began to attack
    But didn't expect to be blocked by Shaq
    Who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq-fu
    When Aaron Carter came out of the blue
    And he started beating up Shaquille 'o' Neal
    Then they both got flattened by the batmobile
    Before it could make it back to the batcave
    Abraham Lincoln popped out of his grave
    And took an AK-47 out from under his hat
    And blew Batman away with a ratatattat
    But he ran out of bullets and he ran away
    Because Optimus Prime came to save the day,
    Elmo took a bite out of Optimus Prime
    Like Scruff McGruff took a bite out crime
    And then Shaq came back covered in a tire track
    But Jackie Chan jumped out and landed on his back
    And Batman was injured and trying to get steady
    When Abraham Lincoln came back with a machete
    But suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped
    Idiana Jones took him out with his whip
    Then he saw Elmo sneaking up from behind
    And he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find
    'Cause Batman stole it and he shot and he missed
    And Jackie Chan deflected it with his fist
    Then he jumped in the air and he did a somersault
    While Abraham Lincoln tried to polevault
    Onto Optimus Prime but they collided in they air
    Then they both got hit by a Carebear stare

    Angels sang out... in immaculate chorus...
    Down from the heavens... descended Chuck Norris...
    Who delivered a kick... which could shatter bones...
    Into the crotch... of Indiana Jones...
    Who fell over on the ground... writhing in pain...
    As Batman changed back... into Bruce Wayne...
    But Chuck saw through... his clever disguise...
    And he crushed Batman's head... in between his thighs
    Then Gandalf the gray, and Gandalf the white,
    And Monty Python and the Holy Grail's black knight,
    And Benito Mussolini, and the Blue Meanie,
    And Cowboy Curtis, and Jambie the genie,
    Robocop, The Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader,
    Lo-pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger,
    Bill S. Preston, and Theodore Logan,
    Spock, The Rock, Doc Oct, and Hulk Hogan
    All came out of nowhere lightning fast
    And they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass
    It was the bloodiest battle that the world ever saw
    With civilians looking on in total awe
    The fight raged on for a century
    Many lives were claimed but eventually
    The champion stood the rest saw the better
    Mr. Rogers in a blood-stained sweater

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    Re: DIE FOOL!!!!!!

    Post  Guest on Tue Feb 24, 2009 2:40 pm

    mmm... well... what can you do with that....


    but mr rogers didnt see pinokio,! then pinokio cam out and faced him, then said "I HAVE A DICK!" but he was lying so his nose grew out and hit mr rogers right in the face and died...
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    Post  gossamer on Tue Feb 24, 2009 3:20 pm

    meanwhile up in heaven and down in hell it was getting way to crowded so god and saitan just granted every bodys life back cause there too lazy

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    Post  Guest on Tue Feb 24, 2009 6:18 pm

    so then all of a sudden all the *suppose to be dead* guys came alive and *spawned* all in the same spot so they...
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    Re: DIE FOOL!!!!!!

    Post  gossamer on Wed Feb 25, 2009 8:04 pm

    decided that violence wasn't the solution and so they whent into the most intense game of rock, paper, scissors that the world has ever seen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Post  Guest on Thu Feb 26, 2009 7:03 am

    Thousands... MILLIONS of people came to watch this ultimate showdown... but there was one flaw... most of them had no hands from the epic battle from before...?
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    Post  gossamer on Thu Feb 26, 2009 11:29 am

    so instead the used real objects rock, paper and scissors

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    Post  Guest on Thu Feb 26, 2009 6:47 pm

    the battle was very intense.. it lasted on for 9 years because they had to cover all the fictional charaters.. but in the end only ________ came out on top!

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    Post  Guest on Sun Mar 01, 2009 11:29 pm

    And i dreamed of punching ______ in the Moufff!!! but didnt have the balls...

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    Re: DIE FOOL!!!!!!

    Post  Guest on Mon Mar 02, 2009 6:48 am

    (time to beat on eachother)


    mohaabo came and kicked quest in the balls and yes agrees that hes got none...
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    Re: DIE FOOL!!!!!!

    Post  gossamer on Thu Mar 12, 2009 6:47 pm

    gossamer comes up and shanks mohaabo

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    Post  Guest on Fri Mar 13, 2009 11:05 am

    mohaabo turns around, kicks out gossamers knees then runs into a corner.

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    Post  Guest on Fri Mar 20, 2009 8:15 pm

    but then mohaabo gets cut on a rope which was on a polly then Trent man on the other side of the rope aceidently drops a advil on that side on the other side of the rope, and mohaabo flys upward like a jet plane and hits his head on the cieling of the building and dies



    (this probably dosent makes sense but i get it so does not matter
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    Re: DIE FOOL!!!!!!

    Post  gossamer on Wed Mar 25, 2009 3:03 pm

    thjen out of no where gossamer comes up and shanks trent man in the face and deliversa a round house kick. =-Þ

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    Re: DIE FOOL!!!!!!

    Post  Guest on Sat Apr 11, 2009 9:40 am

    Then out of no where a suicied bomber blows the crap out of gossamer
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    Re: DIE FOOL!!!!!!

    Post  gossamer on Sat Apr 11, 2009 8:35 pm

    but miliseconds before he blew up the suicide bomber realized that gossamer was part of the al-quadea and retreated

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