DIE FOOL!!!!!!

"will you suckie suckie me?"

"oh yes" she said and got down on her knees as the monster undid his fly

*censored scene*

then out of know where chuck norris comes and delivers a kick to micheal jacksons mom and guy #1 knocking both there heads off instantly killing them both

(chuck norris is now the worst person in the world because he completely destroys all storys....)

The elmo comes out with a chainsaw and cuts chuck norris in half!!

Old Elmo was hoppin' around
Tokyo city like a big playground
When suddenly Batman burst from the shade
And hit Elmo with a bat grenade
Elmo got pissed and began to attack
But didn't expect to be blocked by Shaq
Who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq-fu
When Aaron Carter came out of the blue
And he started beating up Shaquille 'o' Neal
Then they both got flattened by the batmobile
Before it could make it back to the batcave
Abraham Lincoln popped out of his grave
And took an AK-47 out from under his hat
And blew Batman away with a ratatattat
But he ran out of bullets and he ran away
Because Optimus Prime came to save the day,
Elmo took a bite out of Optimus Prime
Like Scruff McGruff took a bite out crime
And then Shaq came back covered in a tire track
But Jackie Chan jumped out and landed on his back
And Batman was injured and trying to get steady
When Abraham Lincoln came back with a machete
But suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped
Idiana Jones took him out with his whip
Then he saw Elmo sneaking up from behind
And he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find
'Cause Batman stole it and he shot and he missed
And Jackie Chan deflected it with his fist
Then he jumped in the air and he did a somersault
While Abraham Lincoln tried to polevault
Onto Optimus Prime but they collided in they air
Then they both got hit by a Carebear stare

Angels sang out... in immaculate chorus...
Down from the heavens... descended Chuck Norris...
Who delivered a kick... which could shatter bones...
Into the crotch... of Indiana Jones...
Who fell over on the ground... writhing in pain...
As Batman changed back... into Bruce Wayne...
But Chuck saw through... his clever disguise...
And he crushed Batman's head... in between his thighs
Then Gandalf the gray, and Gandalf the white,
And Monty Python and the Holy Grail's black knight,
And Benito Mussolini, and the Blue Meanie,
And Cowboy Curtis, and Jambie the genie,
Robocop, The Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader,
Lo-pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger,
Bill S. Preston, and Theodore Logan,
Spock, The Rock, Doc Oct, and Hulk Hogan
All came out of nowhere lightning fast
And they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass
It was the bloodiest battle that the world ever saw
With civilians looking on in total awe
The fight raged on for a century
Many lives were claimed but eventually
The champion stood the rest saw the better
Mr. Rogers in a blood-stained sweater

mmm... well... what can you do with that....


but mr rogers didnt see pinokio,! then pinokio cam out and faced him, then said "I HAVE A DICK!" but he was lying so his nose grew out and hit mr rogers right in the face and died...

meanwhile up in heaven and down in hell it was getting way to crowded so god and saitan just granted every bodys life back cause there too lazy

so then all of a sudden all the *suppose to be dead* guys came alive and *spawned* all in the same spot so they...

decided that violence wasn't the solution and so they whent into the most intense game of rock, paper, scissors that the world has ever seen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thousands... MILLIONS of people came to watch this ultimate showdown... but there was one flaw... most of them had no hands from the epic battle from before...?

so instead the used real objects rock, paper and scissors

the battle was very intense.. it lasted on for 9 years because they had to cover all the fictional charaters.. but in the end only ________ came out on top!

And i dreamed of punching ______ in the Moufff!!! but didnt have the balls...

(time to beat on eachother)


mohaabo came and kicked quest in the balls and yes agrees that hes got none...

gossamer comes up and shanks mohaabo

mohaabo turns around, kicks out gossamers knees then runs into a corner.

but then mohaabo gets cut on a rope which was on a polly then Trent man on the other side of the rope aceidently drops a advil on that side on the other side of the rope, and mohaabo flys upward like a jet plane and hits his head on the cieling of the building and dies



(this probably dosent makes sense but i get it so does not matter

thjen out of no where gossamer comes up and shanks trent man in the face and deliversa a round house kick. =-Þ

Then out of no where a suicied bomber blows the crap out of gossamer

but miliseconds before he blew up the suicide bomber realized that gossamer was part of the al-quadea and retreated